Backstreet Banter

Here's a song I wrote, if you are aware of the band the Arctic Monkeys then this is inspired by their music. If not, then try to imagine it in a Northern/Midlands accent [North/Midlands of England i.e. Sheffield]

Backstreet Banter (26/08/09)
Just a little little bit a banter,
A little little backstreet banter,
While getting ready for that decanter,
With that wine your so keen on tryin’,
Why are you so keen on dyin’?,
With your devilish acts,
That land you in deep deep problematic scenes of a crime,

Munchin’ on your breakfast in the morn, y’know,
Chilly win’ers eve wishin’ for snow,
Window shoppin’ in the town cen’re,
Where’d all the good boys get ta?,
While you’re sittin’ on your Johnny pinnter,
Didn’t anybody tell ya it was winteerrr?,
Oh you silly girl, givin’ them a twirl,
They don’t want your face,
They just want that space, between your legs,
And they're whisking you away, down the street,
To the back of their van,
Oh you tell ‘em they’re the man,
Oh you're such a slag, y’know,
You don’t deserve the things you own,

Just a little little bit a banter,
A little little backstreet banter,
When will you learn,
That you really shouldn’t turn,
On the hand that feeds you,
Or keep sniffing that stick a’ glue,
Oh deary me, what will they see?,
A girl or a tree, your hair all a mess,
Just like a bird’s nest,
Just a little little bit a banter,
A little little backstreet banter,
Oh my myyy…