Backstreet Banter

Here's a song I wrote, if you are aware of the band the Arctic Monkeys then this is inspired by their music. If not, then try to imagine it in a Northern/Midlands accent [North/Midlands of England i.e. Sheffield]

Backstreet Banter (26/08/09)
Just a little little bit a banter,
A little little backstreet banter,
While getting ready for that decanter,
With that wine your so keen on tryin’,
Why are you so keen on dyin’?,
With your devilish acts,
That land you in deep deep problematic scenes of a crime,

Munchin’ on your breakfast in the morn, y’know,
Chilly win’ers eve wishin’ for snow,
Window shoppin’ in the town cen’re,
Where’d all the good boys get ta?,
While you’re sittin’ on your Johnny pinnter,
Didn’t anybody tell ya it was winteerrr?,
Oh you silly girl, givin’ them a twirl,
They don’t want your face,
They just want that space, between your legs,
And they're whisking you away, down the street,
To the back of their van,
Oh you tell ‘em they’re the man,
Oh you're such a slag, y’know,
You don’t deserve the things you own,

Just a little little bit a banter,
A little little backstreet banter,
When will you learn,
That you really shouldn’t turn,
On the hand that feeds you,
Or keep sniffing that stick a’ glue,
Oh deary me, what will they see?,
A girl or a tree, your hair all a mess,
Just like a bird’s nest,
Just a little little bit a banter,
A little little backstreet banter,
Oh my myyy…

First Blogs are always the hardest

You like what I did with that title? If you didn't understand it, it was a play on words, as in the common saying 'first impressions are always the hardest'.

Right, first off, this is my first proper blog. Sure, I have done some blogesque fixtures such as on Facebook and Bebo but this is the first time I have signed up to a blogging website. I mean, I thought with a variety of ideas it is good to get a variety of opinions. Friends and family tend to be biased towards you, so I thought, what would a business do? Survey ordinary people at random (well, the crooked businesses wouldn't but let's not get all anti-corporation). So basically, my blogs will enter a variety of different topics, whether it be some lyrics I wrote, a story or two, something I want to share with people (i.e. books, music, films etc.) or maybe even just a witty comment I heard upon conversation. Whatever it is I hope you'll be interested.

KeywoodJones.